Obituary for Mr. Microwave

Obituary: 

Mr. Microwave died this week.  He was preceded in death by Mrs. Dishwasher.  Survivors include a refrigerator, two crockpots, a Hamilton Beach grill, a coffee maker, an electric can opener and his constant companion, Ms. Stove.  He was a good microwave, useful and appreciated by many.  He never met a left-over he wouldn't heat up.  Although he had been ill for several years, he battled on courageously, never complaining.  He will be greatly missed.  

Funeral services are pending.  

In lieu of flowers condolences may be left in the comments.

Burial will take place at our local landfill.

I Will Celebrate Every Day

Recently Mike and I were having a steaming morning cup of coffee together.  He was reading the paper while I was blogging.  It was a peacefully blissful morning.  He mentioned an obituary he was reading that stated a memorial service celebrating the person's life would be held but not until Summer.  Mike made some comment about the length of time before the celebration, would people remember?  Meaning to be sweet I said, "If you die before me I will celebrate every day."   


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