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Saturday, April 07, 2012
Obituary for Mr. Microwave
Mr. Microwave died this week. He was preceded in death by Mrs. Dishwasher. Survivors include a refrigerator, two crockpots, a Hamilton Beach grill, a coffee maker, an electric can opener and his constant companion, Ms. Stove. He was a good microwave, useful and appreciated by many. He never met a left-over he wouldn't heat up. Although he had been ill for several years, he battled on courageously, never complaining. He will be greatly missed.
Funeral services are pending.
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