Saturday, April 07, 2012

Obituary for Mr. Microwave


Mr. Microwave died this week.  He was preceded in death by Mrs. Dishwasher.  Survivors include a refrigerator, two crockpots, a Hamilton Beach grill, a coffee maker, an electric can opener and his constant companion, Ms. Stove.  He was a good microwave, useful and appreciated by many.  He never met a left-over he wouldn't heat up.  Although he had been ill for several years, he battled on courageously, never complaining.  He will be greatly missed.  

Funeral services are pending.  
In lieu of flowers condolences may be left in the comments.
Burial will take place at our local landfill.

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