I'm winding down with Mike's interview questions...
9. Why did you kick me when I was only trying to help you with your diet? Should I have reported you to the authorities?
With this question Mike is referring to an embarrassing event that occurred when we were first married. You can go here to read about that if you wish. The story is in the last part of that post. Or, if you are in a hurry, here's the short version of that newlywed adventure.
The second part of the question is preposterous! The authorities would have locked him up and thrown away the key on at least two counts:
9. Why did you kick me when I was only trying to help you with your diet? Should I have reported you to the authorities?
With this question Mike is referring to an embarrassing event that occurred when we were first married. You can go here to read about that if you wish. The story is in the last part of that post. Or, if you are in a hurry, here's the short version of that newlywed adventure.
Told Mike I was going on a diet
he found me eating
Cheetos
snatched them away
I chased after him
kicked him
big mistake
broke my toe
on his boots
very painful
That's the truth, most of the truth, and nothing but the truth.
So, I think the story itself answers the "why" of kicking him. Anyone would have done the same. Instead of taking my Cheetos away he was SUPPOSED to tell my 20 yr old 120 lb self that I didn't need to lose weight. Oh, he had so much to learn!
1) He was clueless about women.
2) Taking someone's Cheetos away is a major, major crime...pretty sure of it.
photo from freedigitalimages.net by sakhorn38
